fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?


There’s a chip in the glass

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

There’s a chip in the glass

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

bigbigtruck:

smallercomfort:

i-am-lizbear-hear-me-roar:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Holy hell

it’s only acceptable if it’s edible

if not, it is evil and should be destroyed

OH DUDE I have tried this thing! It is WAY too much trouble and not that tasty but it is kinda impressive how it manages to mimic the flavors— not of real juicy burgers and fries but of “cardboard” fast food.. I imagine it’s what it would taste like if you asked a Star Trek replicator to make a Big Mac.

darthmoonmoon:

kaguramutsuki:

please watch this this video made me into who i am today

It is 1:30 and I am hollering laughing.

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

jaclcfrost:

virska:

jaclcfrost:

n3w-n0t3:

jaclcfrost:

vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong

just like play doh

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

rumplestiltskin:

Roland Hood: everyone’s baby hobbit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧