dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

unwinona:

atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

unwinona:

atticusblackwolf:

always reblog

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

escapekit:

The Spirit of Winter

A collection of winter photos shot between 2012-2014 by Finnish photographer Mikko Lagerstedt.

demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

ellenkushner:

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

So true!

I keep trying to explain to out-of-towners (esp. in Times Square) that our sidewalks are like your superhighways:  they are a means of transit, not a place to suddenly stop and enjoy the view.  If you & I were both cars, you would just have stopped in the middle of the highway to look at a deer or something. And you know what happens then.

So, yeah, step off to the side first!!  That is, in fact, what parking meters, doorways & trashcans are for.

cptsmallass:

Paleolithic. I looked it up.

trynottodrown:

some tiny nudis

(sources: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)

queerhawkeye:

how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual