cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

rabbithugs:

i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down
"we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought"

rabbithugs:

i love how vague this is because it implies that what the pigeons do is too scary to write down

"we cannot bear to tell you what horrors the pigeons have wrought"

its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

What I lack in social skills, I make up for in useless pop culture trivia and TV/Movies quotes.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

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birates