brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

escencia:

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

Beautiful

escencia:

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

Beautiful

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

arinjaeger:

thesassylorax:

osedaex:

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

I thought this was a cruel joke but it’s for real

WHAT

#somewhere in Austin, Texas #ray narvaez jr is shitting his pants

arinjaeger:

thesassylorax:

osedaex:

jerkidiot:

SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED

I thought this was a cruel joke but it’s for real

WHAT

#somewhere in Austin, Texas #ray narvaez jr is shitting his pants

bossmew:

mxdp:

You can buy a floor tile with your name on at the Shakespeare’s Globe in London. The bigger the donation, the bigger the tile. John Cleese bought one for himself and a bigger one for Michael Palin, under one condition: they had to spell Michael’s last name wrong: it now forever says Michael Pallin.

John Cleese is forever my favourite real life troll

bossmew:

mxdp:

You can buy a floor tile with your name on at the Shakespeare’s Globe in London. The bigger the donation, the bigger the tile. John Cleese bought one for himself and a bigger one for Michael Palin, under one condition: they had to spell Michael’s last name wrong: it now forever says Michael Pallin.

John Cleese is forever my favourite real life troll

wicked-mint-leaves:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

a chance like this only comes once in a lifetime

wicked-mint-leaves:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

a chance like this only comes once in a lifetime

killian-comeback2me:

Killian I have no idea what that is Jones

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL